Also known as Hell. A mediocre place to come for four years to get an education, yet a horrific place to subject your children to grow up in. Full of pretentious hipsters and yuppies, everything is driven by money and trends, and you are judged at every opportunity, though the judges are too good of people to really pass judgment. The term ACR has been coined to describe lifelong residents born in the mother county, Alachua, and most are miserable until they escape it's clutches. This term does not refer solely to rednecks and Wal-Mart shoppers with four teeth.
Gainesville is also home to the Florida Gators, the college football team with the most ridiculously deluded fan base anywhere. When they win, everyone shoves it in your face (even if you're not of the opposing team), yet when they lose, they act like the game didn't even happen instead of gracefully acknowledging defeat. Gainesville is one of the main producers of Football Haters in the world because of this, far surpassing Europe.
Gainesville is also home to the Florida Gators, the college football team with the most ridiculously deluded fan base anywhere. When they win, everyone shoves it in your face (even if you're not of the opposing team), yet when they lose, they act like the game didn't even happen instead of gracefully acknowledging defeat. Gainesville is one of the main producers of Football Haters in the world because of this, far surpassing Europe.
Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, I grew up in Hell.
Friend: You mean Gainesville, FL, right?
Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, that's what I said, Hell.
Friend: You mean Gainesville, FL, right?
Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, that's what I said, Hell.
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The neurosis results from a nihilistic typically middle class life (very rare in wealthy among the wealthy it is quarantined to the Nouveau Riche by Old Money and Experienced Money and upper class communities and impossible in poor areas: study the rule not the exception) filled with pretentious and spoiled upbringing and the height of psychotic of Chauvinistic behavior (Gainesville Killers are equally men and women with women typically satiating their hedonistic thirst for death through street prostitution, stripping with often times the pimp, bouncer being a similar Gainseville killer). Signs will be bribing to get into college, bribing while in college, and the inability to understand destructive behavior leads to a destructive life because through middle class wealth they are able to bribe their way through a sympathetic judicial system which include local law enforcement an local judges who are middle class themselves.
While most common in the Caucasian and Indian community this complex also may exist in minority communities but that is up for debate and in need for further research.
The neurosis results from a nihilistic typically middle class life (very rare in wealthy among the wealthy it is quarantined to the Nouveau Riche by Old Money and Experienced Money and upper class communities and impossible in poor areas: study the rule not the exception) filled with pretentious and spoiled upbringing and the height of psychotic of Chauvinistic behavior (Gainesville Killers are equally men and women with women typically satiating their hedonistic thirst for death through street prostitution, stripping with often times the pimp, bouncer being a similar Gainseville killer). Signs will be bribing to get into college, bribing while in college, and the inability to understand destructive behavior leads to a destructive life because through middle class wealth they are able to bribe their way through a sympathetic judicial system which include local law enforcement an local judges who are middle class themselves.
While most common in the Caucasian and Indian community this complex also may exist in minority communities but that is up for debate and in need for further research.
Example: Southpark is the name of many places in America named so because they typically dump bodies in the Southside in a Park. The Cartoon romanticizes Gainesville killers and attempts to miss-portray them as being something logical if not Heroic. A better show, also named after similarly named cities in America, is Sprintgield in the Simpsons which tends to show the reality and maliciousness of Gainesville type communities.
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Jen is gonesville. She's out of my life.
Jen is gonesville. She's out of my life.
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