A sexual beast and will fuck anything in sight. He will leave any girl sore 4 months or years. The Mexican predator loves 2 fuck not just people but elephants 2. He is a dangerous monster in bed and will destroy your insides with out 8 months preparation. His dick is the size of a tree stump and is always dtf. He enjoys shoving his head in girls Pussys bc legend says his dick is 2 big 2 fit. If Gustavo ever dick slaps you u will b bruised 4 69 days . He will give anything he touches a orgasim lasting 4 days. He is also supa thicccc
Girl: dam Gustavo u lookin hella thicc girllll
Girl 2: OO Gustavo get ur tree stump dick and slap w w it daddy
Gustavo: aight
Girl 2: OO Gustavo get ur tree stump dick and slap w w it daddy
Gustavo: aight
by Omgitstherealgustavo November 23, 2018
A name that's derived from an Old Swedish name that meant "great royal staff" or smth.
Also known as the first name of Breaking Bad character "Gustavo Fring".
Also known as the first name of Breaking Bad character "Gustavo Fring".
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
That one person that is just in the room. Usually very awkward and plays too much saxophone. He lives in a bad area. He also plays a lot of soccer and has no girlfriend. Gustavo is a weird person that can be easy to talk to when he’s not saying ‘noice’ or ‘fun’. Gustavo is also off the map most of his life. That’s all I have about a Gustavo. But we all know it’s very true
Gustavo is that one person in the room
by Delano mec July 03, 2018
A tall Spanish boi who kicks short gingers for no reason. Nicknamed Gutavo. He's good at every single sport without even trying. He has to wear size 13 Nikes (MENS size 13 Nikes) even at age 13. He has a way of getting out of math tests and science quizzes by pretending to be sick, even if he's not! He denies it but he's really gullible most of the time.
Person 1: Wasn't Gustavo supposed to write the math test?
Person 2: Yee. But he said he was sick so the teacher said he didn't have to write it till next week.
Person 1: He did that with the science quiz yesterday.
Person 3: OOP
Person 2: Yee. But he said he was sick so the teacher said he didn't have to write it till next week.
Person 1: He did that with the science quiz yesterday.
Person 3: OOP
by Rafael Alejandro Brakayangwm November 19, 2019
Brother of the infamous Orvatsug. Sponge-kin promoted to God hood after sacrificing one half of his moustache to save the universe. From a homosexual alien fleet.
I worship Gustavo on a daily basis
by _nigr0s September 01, 2019
1. the really cool guy on drumline.
2. a guy who is FANTASTiC at drawing.
3. someone who owes krystal an orange gatorade, a red gatorade, and a nice dinner.
4. someone who LOVES a girl named krystal.
5. short for gus
2. a guy who is FANTASTiC at drawing.
3. someone who owes krystal an orange gatorade, a red gatorade, and a nice dinner.
4. someone who LOVES a girl named krystal.
5. short for gus
by PRiNCESS KRYSTALLLL (: July 17, 2006