grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 1, 2003

The Grunch

Hi, everyone I'm new around and I would just like to tell a bit of my experience with the grunch.

I would not recomend to see grunch 1 and 2 one after the other, specially if you prepare it to end the marathon at midnigth.

So i had a bad dream where I could not move and try to scream to my dad and my body star it to move like if every muscle wanted to move to diferent directions.

So I would say all of you guys should give it a try specially if you sleep alone. ANd have a "hell" of a ride, just for fun, just try to do not think too much about it.

Any experience of any here???

the grunch is + however ending the marathon at midnigth is -

by Juggables January 1, 2009

Asshole Grunch Fuck

when you are very tired and cranky, you fuck someone in the ass

when i woke up, tired, i "asshole grunch fucked" a girl

by noahreidben July 25, 2010

Get Your Grunch On

The act of grunching for a sustained period of time. Self fistation, a period of masturbation through the act of fisting yourself in the arse with resultant fecal leakage, and possible blood loss.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem here Nurse?
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful

by The real Tyler James October 17, 2008

Grunch

Someone who is ghetto and grimy its an adittude, not a look

Ally is so grunch

by oekfopwg January 31, 2021

Grunching

The act of felching ones own cum and juices after munting someone, all while gooning for an extended period of time.

My friend and I are going grunching later.

by therealfrotter June 12, 2024

Grunch

An old lady who is who stares at your with a wicked eye and is like a dead bug up your ass.

That grunch is staring at me.That old hag.

by Thebosslord August 10, 2017