grope-agram

The process of evaluating a patient with an unknown medical condition through the use of multiple tests and procedures. Usually done when the doctor is stumped and unsure how to proceed.

Mr. Smith has the strangest history and physical exam I have ever seen. I am going to have to do a grope-agram to figure out what is wrong with him.

by toolguy51 April 29, 2011

Grope shot

Grope shot is a group shot but somewhere in the mix is a groper & a gropee

Looking at a pic of drunk friends and you notice one friend is groping his girlfriend so you say

Nice grope shot

by RazMutant July 17, 2011

grope card

Pay up big time , or I'm ratting you out for getting hot and heavy "grope"

Bitch said drop these charges or I'm shouting "grope card" Harvey !

by Royal King October 31, 2017

Grope cunt Lane

Grope cunt lane. The old name of a laneway London.

A politically correct dickhead changed a lane's name in London, from Grope cunt lane. What next change pussy lake, into lame lake?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 27, 2019

grope stage

n. The boring preliminary portion of a sexual encounter at a football tournament.

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Hey Bruce! How'd you do with that posh shiela at the Wales-USA match? Tuck your wombat in her pouch?

Just setting things up for next week. Don't want to risk an injury during the grope stage.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

Grope Shopping

Shopping, but instead of paying with money customers can bargain for goods by being groped.

I went grope shopping with the girls the other day and got a cocktail dress for only two hands, no squeezing, 30 seconds!!!

by JrHoodRat December 31, 2023

Phone Grope

Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.

Dude, stop that.

What?

Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?

by RogueSun June 1, 2006