gristle gut

Someone with a big fat greasy overhanging belly.

Look at that fatass. His gristle gut is hanging out of his shirt. What a slob.

by hugedumps October 9, 2005

Half Gristle

Having half an erection, or feeling fiesty.

She walked around the corner and I was on her with a half gristle.

by Cord Crampton December 31, 2006

Fanny Gristle

The flaps beside the love hole are more fondly known as Fanny gristle

She had a lot of fanny gristle

by Stewart Smith February 10, 2004

gristle

To steal something from a partner during a sexual encounter.

We were going hot and heavy until she tried to gristle me for my wallet while giving head!

by Dokusentia April 10, 2006

gristle whistle

a male appendage which when blown properly results in melodic groans from the recipient.

Damn! That girl could sure play a mean gristle whistle!

by scenedad August 1, 2008

throbbing gristle

Noun - 1. the male reproductive organ; penis, dick, cock, shaft, johnson, fuck stick, weiner, willie, pole, wang, etc.

verb - 2. The act of spreading steaming hot clam sauce on a penis before anal insertion.

1. That throbbing gristle is a penis. 2. Whoa, that's my throbbing gristle! 3. He gave me a throbbing gristle and I almost shit the bed.

by Rex Havoc April 20, 2007

Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013