mall grabber

a person who holds their skateboard by their trucks, as if they are an accessory. These people are generally referred to as posers, and have their jeans ripped from the grip tape of the board grinding on their pants.
You can usually find these posers at a local mall, and they do not know how to skateboard.

"Dude, those mall grabbers are all posers! They all cant skate you know!"

"I bet I could beat those mall grabbers any day in a game of skate with only ollies."

by phenz March 30, 2010

Clit grabber

A long flexible tool with a push button to control three prongs at the other end for grabbing parts that have fallen into cracks.

Oh crap I just dropped a bolt into the intake manifold go get me the clit grabber.

by Cesil January 1, 2019

Gun Grabber

Usually a loony left-wing nut, aka dumbocrat, who mistakenly believes that the removal of lawfully owned guns will also remove them from crminal hands.

Despite the proven fact that banning of narcotics and firearms did NOT reduce their possesion amongst the criminals, Hitlery and the gun grabbers want to procede with more facist gun control schemes.

by Eddy January 11, 2008

Mr. Banana Grabber

Mr. Banana Grabber is an animated character in the best show on television, Arrested Development.

About Mr. Banana Grabber: I should have never given away animation rights.

The guy in the 600$ banana suit, COME ON!

by Dominik92 February 23, 2008

Crotch Grabber

A TSA employee.

Went to the airport today and was groped by some crotch grabbers.

by VegasVince December 3, 2010

Purse Grabber

A white woman who grabs her purse when she sees ANY minority person approaching.

John McCain's wife looks like a "purse grabber" to me.

by GayleLynette January 18, 2009

Seat Grabber

When one takes a shit which puts you through so much pain that you take hold of the sides of the toilet seat, and raise yourself up about 1/2 inch and squeeze plastic and porcelain to try and take your attention away from the pain you are being dealt by the wide load leaving your body.

Person 1: That shit was huge!

Person 2: Seat Grabber?

Person 1: Yeah!

Person 2: Damn! You want the ice out of my Coke?

by cuffua8 January 9, 2013