Gourmet Job

When you give someone anal and then they blow you. Essentially having them eat their own shit!

MAN: Want to give me a gourmet job?

WOMAN: Sure!!

by The Gourmet Chef October 27, 2009

gourmet crumpet

A nice “bit of crumpet” who is gourmet in her sexual flexiblitly: in particular, receiving pleasure by watching and facilitating her man in to a ménage a trois. And/or is orally fixated.

.oh Mella ..shes amazing and loves watching me fuck other girls and joining in just at the right moment to get us all to cum at the same time... she really is Gourmet Crumpet.

by Oblique Geek January 12, 2018

Gourmet Nut

When you bus a gucci ass nut

Bruh I just choked the chicken. That was a gourmet nut

by bruh023498579238475 January 8, 2019

Gourmet Run

1. A run of significant importance when compared to the everyday run.

2. A enhanced version of the typical jogging, or running, experience.

3. A running experience clearly above the norm.

1. Tommy was tired of the running the same old trip around the block, so today he went down to the beach and enjoyed a gourmet run.

2. Adam enjoyed running through his local trail, but couldn't wait to travel up to the mountains and enjoy a gourmet trail run.

by Tucker Grover February 10, 2012

Gourmet Shit

You shit and then eat. Wrap in nice cover to make it look nice.

Pat: what the hell is this its the worst chocolate ive ever had!
Tom: thats my gourmet shit

by Jimbo!!!!!! March 16, 2011

gourmet food

Meal portions that are smaller then real meals

f**k this is a gourmet food, i'm going to starve

by Annonymousssssssssssssssss January 5, 2011

gourmet-sex

The art of fine sex.

Josh and Hayley have gourmet-sex. Planned and mood set right.

by 1stbuckethead November 28, 2013