gorped

A slang term for being extremely fucked up, usually to detriment of others but in a funny way
Bro 1: Hey man, do you remember what I did last night

Bro 2: Yeah, bro. You were gorped out of your gourd
by merpstapler September 17, 2023
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GORP

A fart that escapes your garments, traveling through the path of least resistance and follows your spine and comes out your neck line.
I was riding my motorcycle and the gorp slapped my girlfriends face.
by ShamrockMichigan August 26, 2018
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Gorp is most commonly known as just another name for trail mix. Most little girls in the third grade will make this at least 30 times in Girl Scouts. Be careful not to bring too much chocolate or else the already annoying kids will be extra annoying!
"This gorp tastes like horse shit!"
"That's because Britney Spears forgot the chocolate!" "Oh yeah, don't forget that Justin Bieber forgot to bring the peanuts too..."
by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017
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A Gorp is someone that sits in the bath tub and farts, then pops the bubbles with their nose.
Jeeze fart-bubble-popper, you're such a gorp!
by Matt March 18, 2003
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The act of masticating the globule of air produced by submerged flatulence thus eliciting a gag or a series of gags
Dad my gorps taste like broccoli
by dirtydickdangerous August 24, 2009
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an underwater fart, generally in a bathtub setting where the air bounces off of the bottom of the tub then quickly surfaces, making a "gorp" sound
*gorp sound*
Man shaving to his wife bathing: Honey, did you just gorp?
Wife to Husband:
*blushes* Yes, dear, do you still love me?
by Average Joe February 27, 2005
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When you take a bath and you fart then break the bubble with your penis.
Jake's mom caught him gorping his fart bubbles in the bathtub.
by Joseph Poon August 23, 2003
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