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Ice Golem

One of the more useless cards in the popular mobile game, Clash of Clans. It is unlocked at TH11, it takes up 15 army camp space and is generally mixed in with BoWitch armies as well as armies including bat spells. The ice golem is a slow and weak troop, when killed it freezes the surrounding area for multiple seconds. I am rating this troop a 46/100. It is useful in rare occasions but generally the regular golem works just as fine, if not better.
Hey, are you going to attack using the new Ice Golem you just unlocked?
Nah, fuck it.
by CoCConnoisseur November 25, 2021
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Iron golem

a massive iron saviour can kick all ass and there is nothing anyone can do about it
the savour is here Iron golem
by Fatjapan October 24, 2019
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Lava Golem

A guy that is such a flaming homosexual that the only way to describe him would be with lava, hence Lava Golem
Dude 1: Did you see the Lava Golem walk by?
Dude 2: What the hell? Are we in San Francisco?
by A barrel December 20, 2008
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Go commit punch iron golem

Person: ur mom gay
Minecraft player: go commit punch iron golem
by UN|kn|OWN August 14, 2019
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Doody Golem

A doody golem is a man-like creature composed entirely of human feces. He or she is molded to look like a human.

Unlike normal golems, a doody golem is much harder to destroy requiring a high concentration of fiber to solidify the monster in its place before smashing it into pieces.
"Yankele, your doody golem is destroying our entire village!"

"And what would you have me do, destroy it?"

"That, and stop making living beings out of your own fecal matter!"
by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009
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Doody Golem

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"

"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."

"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008
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restive golem

One who is most thick, they may have bad wifi but don't let that fool you as they are skilled in tactical voice changes. They are one of the squeak lords. They are known for failing clutches due to lag.
"that kid is a restive golem as he just lagged out"
by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017
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