Glom

an exclamatory word; used to interject at specific times when Shit or Fuck is inappropriate or an exclamatory of half strength is needed.

Glom!, (sigh) I just ran out of gasoline on my way to church...

by Mr Morphisto July 14, 2010

glom

to tackle-hug someone, usually well-intended, but can be violent.

1. Q. "Hey, why is Alex on the floor?"
A. "He just got glommed by a bunch of girls, which knocked him over."
2. Guy (to girl): Hi babe, I just got some of your favorite brand of clothes for you at the store.
Girl: :O *glom* THANKS!!

by Texner April 3, 2009

gloms

secretions from the mouth or nose that drip onto the face and/or off the face. not to be mistaken with stripl; gloms are thick secretions whereas stripl is less dense.

hey michael, you got gloms of somethin creepin down your lip-- heads up before it gets to your mouth.

by kels hartz January 3, 2006

glom

The act of creaming on someones face.

Jim glomed on alex's face... Alex loved every bit of it.

by BIG Mikey D September 3, 2006

glom

An evil world created by those with a mental addiction called gnaetopia

'Ah, the evil glom people are coming to get me!'

by holly April 5, 2004

Glom Gazingo

When you accidentally call your girl by the wrong name during sex.

I pulled a glom gazingo the other day and called my girl shatwanka. I don't even know a shatwanka!

by senordarko February 22, 2015

glom

To throw feeces upon in an agitated manner.

I want to glom on John Kerry's campaign headquarters.

by Cheesefart May 13, 2005