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glazer face

Portmanteau the words "glaze her face". A girl that you would enjoy performing sexually deviant acts on. Similar to the term butterface.
Janie is a dirty, naughty girl that can keep a secret, she's a glazer face.
by mothmind April 3, 2009
mugGet the glazer facemug.

Chin Glazer

One who shoots a load on anothers chin.
by P Ditty November 2, 2003
mugGet the Chin Glazermug.

malcolm glazer

1.) The new owner of Manchester United, which has really upset those fans that haven't started to support their local teams (i.e, Chelsea or Arsenal) at a really convenient time, yet they cannot seem to put together a rational argument about why he isn't good for the club - especially when they bleat about him turning the club into a business when he patently isn't. Martin Edwards did that a decade ago, didn't you know? Then again, MUPLC fans were bleating about Magnier and McManus a couple of years ago for similar reasons.

2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.
An American gentleman that owns 75% of all MUPLC shares. Not many other examples of that now, are there?
by OD Smith July 18, 2008
mugGet the malcolm glazermug.

Brody Bernard Glazer

Brody is a sexy man , you will be his friend for a while but then fall deeply in love with him *marina* he loves to play football you know what they say (he is pretty good at it) he is a ver loyal guy who will never cheat.
by Jon freed April 13, 2022
mugGet the Brody Bernard Glazermug.

La Glazer De La Donut

When you are getting oral pull out before you ejaculate then jack off all over her face then tell her you glazed her like a donut.
In the video the man gave her La Glazer De La Donut
by cockendozer July 5, 2008
mugGet the La Glazer De La Donutmug.

Glazer

Someone who actively ‘glazes’, or a person who partakes in the act of ‘glazing’ quite often.
Person 1: Wow, Sarah is so cool. Her hair is nice and so are her clothes. She has chest skin and looks great in anything. Why is she so funny and amazing all around. Theres nothing Sarah could do to anyone.
Person 2: Bro you’re a glazer.
by anonymoushoe42 October 30, 2023
mugGet the Glazermug.

Colorado glazer

The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.
Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.
by A4 Notorious May 13, 2020
mugGet the Colorado glazermug.

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