Giraffe Moment

When you laugh or remember something someone said..hours, days or weeks later after they said it. Something that takes a little time to travel from one part of your body or brain to another and takes time for you to get it.

I had a Giraffe Moment on that story you told me last week.. I was driving to work and could not stop laughing .

by craiglam April 10, 2019

dick giraffe

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

by Phatea May 15, 2018

Hot giraffe

A tall man who is nerdy and shy but is also into BDSM.

“Are you going to talk to that hot giraffe? He codes and probably has handcuffs at home.”

by Anais Miller January 17, 2018

Giraffe Potty

Something completely random and irrelephant.

Yesterday, I saw a cat on the giraffe potty.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 17, 2018

High as Giraffe Pussy

When you’re extremely baked on marijuana

Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy

by CJOJOSEPH December 4, 2019

Giratina

The pokemon equivalent of satan, in Pokemon Platinum it rules over the Distortion world, which is also the equivalent of hell except nothing obeys the laws of time and space

Yay, I'm in the Distortion World! I cant wait to catch Giratina!

by Le Funni Nickname July 22, 2019

Drinking Giraffe

When attempting to urinate with an erection, one must posture oneself so that the legs are splayed out wide and the torso and pelvis can roll forward, thus facilitating a downward trajectory of urine in an attempt to accurately target the toilet. Much like the Giraffa camelopardalis, or giraffe, as he gingerly prostrates himself at the local watering hole.

The extreme case of morning wood forced Jason to assume the awkward Drinking Giraffe position in order to avoid painting the ceiling with piss.

by Whitemule April 29, 2010