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Gastric Bypass

1) a bariatric surgery performed for rapid weight loss on severely obese people.

2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
Steve had gastric bypass surgery last year. He’s lost 200 pounds and looks great, except for the fact that he now has to stick his head in the toilet to poop.
by joseph blough July 6, 2023
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gastrointestinal distress

the shits
the runs
diarrhea

often caused by the consumption of large amounts of alcohol

always a good reason to skip class
i had a really bad case of gastrointestinal distress, thats why i missed the final exam...
by drunk_ November 18, 2010
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Gentrifucks

Yuppie scum that move to your funky cool 'hood, spreading banality and leaving condos and chain stores in their wake, thereby spoiling the flavor (and driving up the rents).
The taste-challenged gentrifucks ruined the vibe in Bucktown, and now they're taking over Andersonville.

or

That bar was awesome, but then the gentrifucks caught on and now it sucks.
by Stephanitza November 5, 2006
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Gastrorgasm

The state of complete joy and ecstasy from eating a delicious piece of food.
(1) You should try the grilled corn from Cafe Habana in New York; it'll give you the craziest gastrorgasm ever.

(2) Damn, eating that red velvet cake was one of the most gastrorgasmic experiences I've ever had.
by makalive45 December 11, 2009
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gastrology

A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.
During my first year at gastrology school, I mostly studied the signs of the zodiac, creative composition and ass-based fortune telling.
by Jesse and Annie July 23, 2007
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Gastromorse

The feeling of remorse after saying no to food or giving food away.
The gastromorse I feel right now about that triple decker chocolate cake I gave away is so real right now. I knew I should've asked for a doggy bag.
by Cupcake and Anger March 3, 2017
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gastronaut

A person who is willing to go to great lengths to find exotic, and often, bizarre, foods to eat.
The guy who does "Bizarre Foods" on The Travel Channel is a real gastronaut!
by pentozali August 5, 2008
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