1) a bariatric surgery performed for rapid weight loss on severely obese people.
2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
Steve had gastric bypass surgery last year. He’s lost 200 pounds and looks great, except for the fact that he now has to stick his head in the toilet to poop.
by joseph blough July 6, 2023
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often caused by the consumption of large amounts of alcohol
always a good reason to skip class
the runs
diarrhea
often caused by the consumption of large amounts of alcohol
always a good reason to skip class
by drunk_ November 18, 2010
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Yuppie scum that move to your funky cool 'hood, spreading banality and leaving condos and chain stores in their wake, thereby spoiling the flavor (and driving up the rents).
The taste-challenged gentrifucks ruined the vibe in Bucktown, and now they're taking over Andersonville.
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That bar was awesome, but then the gentrifucks caught on and now it sucks.
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That bar was awesome, but then the gentrifucks caught on and now it sucks.
by Stephanitza November 5, 2006
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(2) Damn, eating that red velvet cake was one of the most gastrorgasmic experiences I've ever had.
(2) Damn, eating that red velvet cake was one of the most gastrorgasmic experiences I've ever had.
by makalive45 December 11, 2009
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During my first year at gastrology school, I mostly studied the signs of the zodiac, creative composition and ass-based fortune telling.
by Jesse and Annie July 23, 2007
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