geoff 

Another word for "this guy". Usually looks like a bear and has a beard that can be used for a cat scratch post. Hair like Flock of Seagulls in the morning. DAYUUUUMMMM

Wow, you look like a sex zombie/bear. On second throught, you look just like a geoff.

geoff by NarcoStripper January 30, 2008

geoff 

To cock-block someone even when you have no chance of hitting that yourself.

Also a noun: "geoff," someone who geoffs someone else.

I was just about to go upstairs with the supermodel when he swept in and geoffed me.

He is such a geoff; I was going to tap that and then he cock-blocked me.

geoff by RickSlick69 December 17, 2010

Geoff 

A nerdy kid who wants to be a gangster rapper.

1: Oh no, it's Geoff.
2: HAHA! It's that nerd that wanted to be gangster!
1: oh yeah. Haha!

Geoff by Roanze December 9, 2008

Geoff 

when you are referring to someone named geoffrey or jeffrey or jeffery in a negative tone of voice

Who's going to dinner?

Geoff.
Ugh.

Geoff by chuntastic19 December 8, 2014

geoff 

v. (geoffs, geoffing, geoffed)

To destroy, make foul, create disgust, annoy, to walk disorderly while putting much emphasis on pounding heels, wash poorly

Antonyms: saunter, exercise, deflation

Who just geoffed the bathroom!?

Wow! It looks like that guy just got done eating a powdered donut... talk about geoffing it today!

If he geoffs one more of my mom's kitchen floor tiles, the pink sock might just be his demise...

I sure wish they would quit geoffing by just to geoff; everything is still geoffed from last time!!

geoff by Rev. RUN December 18, 2006

Geoff 

1: botch: make a mess of, destroy or ruin
2: heat up: make more intense;
3: A prison guard
4: An old broken-down horse
5: A stingy or crafty bargainer

"Wow Loryn, way to Geoff that Up!"
"I Geoff'ed the dinner and we had to eat out"
"the pianist Geoff'ed up the difficult passage in the second movement"
"Emotions were Geoff'ed up"
"you're so Geoffing lame"

Geoff by bigflip4days January 1, 2010

geoff 

A non-offensive term replacing an expletive in a statement.

"you big geoff", "geoff off", "what the geoff was that for, you whupasaurus?!?"

geoff by megahorse November 30, 2009