Garrison 

A Garrison, referring to attorney Greg Garrison of the Tyson Trial, is a person who has no sympathy for rapists and thinks that they are no better than dirt.

He was sent off to prison by the fiesty Garrison.

Garrison by colts12 June 5, 2018

Garrison 

Petty

That is on another level. She must be a Garrison.

Garrison by Immabadassbitchboss October 18, 2019

Garrison 

The historical practice of drinking bourbon and using the bottle as a butt plug for pony play.

They Garrison pony boy and he became Mr. Ed in no time.

Garrison by Pony boy play April 13, 2023

Garrison 

The original orangutan in adopt me.

Ex: Only one person has the original Garrison in adopt me.

Garrison by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Garrison White 

As close to perfect as you can get. perfect body, perfect hair, perfect eyes, everything. One who is insanely smart, and can pull off a v-neck sweater. also a state champion of some sort.

"did you see that guy?? he was a total Garrison White."

Garrison White by bahamamammmaa November 9, 2011

"Garrison the conversation" 

To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."

Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."

(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)

Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."

(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)

Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".

"Garrison the conversation" by No One Has A Clue January 13, 2009

Garrison Taunt 

The art of moving your hands in a circular motion beside your head.
Made from the most famous WWE wrestler Garrison Cade.

"Man did you see that wicked Garrison Taunt in his Titantron"

Garrison Taunt by Vince_McMahon August 15, 2005