Gargle Monkey

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).

This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.

by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010

jizz gargling

Using cum as scope

She took the load in her mouth and she cum-gargled it before swallowing it all.

by The Problem Solver October 10, 2004

Gargling toad

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.

Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...

by Hugh Jardón October 29, 2018

fart gargle

When you're in the shower, and there is soapy water running down betwixt your butt cheeks and you let out a burbling, bubbling foamy fart wind, you have experienced a Fart Gargle. The fart gargle is best experienced in close quarters, specifically in older, smaller shower surrounds. Ceramic tiles and stone are an ideal acoustical surface to properly reverberate the fart gargle.

My girlfriend walked in on me in the shower right when I was in the middle of some serious fart gargling. She immediately turned around and left, as I was left alone to bathe in the stench and echo of a truly magnificent fart gargle.

by thefartwhisperer March 19, 2010

cum gargle

Just as it sounds. Extra points when it runs down the sides of your mouth while you smile and say "ahhhhh".

I took him long and deep until he came in my mouth. I kept it there, met his eyes with mine, cum gargled and he actually came again.

by Kate Charlton December 12, 2007

Gargle the Kids

Swallowing cum.

How was she? Did she gargle the kids or toss the salad?

by buckyz December 24, 2009

Chewbacca Gargle

when you have explosive diarrhea so bad that you are mistaken for chewbacca gargling in the bathroom.

explosive diarrhea combined with a loud moan or cry.

"those tacos were deadly, i was chewbacca gargling all night!"

"i just chewbacca gargled all over the back of the toilet!"

by j3k November 24, 2009