Gafur Abdul

A person in my class who is from Afghanistan, he completely stinks like shit (chip fat, body odor etc.) He speaks like that stupid tall lanky piece of shit from Popeye & Olive Oil that says "Warp nip nip, warp nip" all the fucking time. I hate him so much

Oi Gafur, do u like sausage and beans?
*In his stupid Warp Nip voice* "I don't know what sausage and bean is.

by D The Monster January 17, 2005

Gaffro

The Gamer's Afro.

Hair peaks usually found on the side or back of the head indicating the Gamer has been up all night playing online games.

Related terms: Chafro

Alex - "Man I was up all night playing Call of Duty"
Andrew - "Yeah look at the size of that Gaffro!"

by SkinnyCap March 10, 2010

Gafner

The art of being Jewish, while not of that faith.

"Hey, Dylan. Can i borrow some money?"
"No, Sorry man"
"Dude, Come on. Stop Being a Gafner"

by DylanMarleyG October 14, 2008

Garnrock

A warrior from Ireland who saved the British from the British by defeating the British. He is known to be a legendary hero of lore with devilishly good looks and stature. It was rumored he would throw a series of lightning bolts at his enemies. His heirs have been told to have started in Ireland and have moved to modern day Canada and now reside in America. His mystery is one that will never be solved. His battle cry can only be translated into the modern words of, "It's a trap". One popular story of his legend involves him creating the original pancake from a potato and a rice cake. He was the last wielder of "Calruck" the Broad Sword that dealt the last blow of every war he took part in.

Your stature is of Garnrock Quality.
I wish you were more like Garnrock.
Your Garnrock Sexy.
Your Biceps remind me of Garnrock.

by Corbure December 6, 2010

gafner

A very large penis belonging to individuals named John.

That John has a freaking gafner, I saw it in the shower.

by gafner December 30, 2008

Gaforkle

To 'Gaforkle' something, you have to REALLY screw it up. Badly.

'This code is so gaforkled, it'll take an army of monkeys to fix it.'

'That widget was so gaforkled, I just trashed it and started over.'

by TelcoDude May 13, 2010

Gaunrt

Pronounced - Gau Nrt.. Dir

A gaunrt is the little red fury thing on the target ads.

It is also used to describe objects, things or parts that may be unknown.
It's heritage came from the early hour discussion on what the hell the little red fury thing is..

Hey, where's belly?
He can't make it, got a broken gaunrt and now his mums upset.

by Wicked stix November 9, 2012