G-A-B

Grimey Ass Bastard

Jason, I would've never trusted you on maths class if I knew you were such a G-A-B

by Unknown Rapper October 23, 2009

G.A.S.

An acronym for "Gear Acquistion Syndrome" which is the painful (and usually expensive) need to buy more guitar gear.

First heard and proliferated by the sad and loney at the www.harmonycentral.com Guitar Effects forum.

Dude! I saw the newest and most expensive boutique pedal ever created, and it gave me some serious GAS.

by Crankie's Lover May 2, 2004

G.A.I.D.S.

GAY Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome. Gay AIDS basically. Gaids is at least ten million times worse than regualy aids. Gaids makes normal aids look like an itchy rash. Also comes in a collectors eddition GAIDS-C, the C standing for cancer.

Wow, looks like you have a bad case of G.A.I.D.S. after your rounds with Hemi. Fag.

by The Terminator July 20, 2008

g.a.m.e.

general amount of money earned

my g.a.m.e. is tight, i got money

by musterd March 7, 2007

G.A.R.B.

n. Acronym for "Goofy ass retarded bitch". Person or pledge that lacks coordination. Usually you feel embarrassed to be in his or her presence in public.

Hey G.A.R.B., stop knocking over the beer pong cups so we don't lose to these drunk sluts.

by B.K. February 16, 2005

g.a.p.s

gay anal poop sex

quaid has the gaps

by quiad January 20, 2004

G.A.D.D.

Guy/Girl Attention Deficit Disorder.

Any person male or female who is characterized by such an extreme form of A.D.D. that the disorder transfers over to s/he's dealings with love. In other words the person cannot sufficient satisfaction from one potential mate nor maintain focus on the said person, therefore they must constantly drift from one lover too another. Essentially a womanizer/manizer/player but they have the ability to blame their actions on their 'disorder'.

Woman suffering from G.A.D.D. speaking to her 'boyfriend': When I fell outta the boat- oh by the way did I tell you the boat's name was Ol' Jim and my father names all my boats. But about falling outta the boat... OH HEY (glancing a man who just walked in... I'll be back in a little bit (runs off to the other man and immediately engages in flirtatious behavior and later repeats her action with another man)

'boyfriend' (muttering himself): Well so much for that... she needs something more than just Ritalin for that G.A.D.D.

by Victim of a G.A.D.D. woman May 20, 2009