Fotchy Wotchy

when you physically anal someone with a shovel after you dropkick them.

the dude stole my car so i pulled a fotchy wotchy on his ass.

by physinbock October 16, 2019

Fatchet

Fat and ratchet

Wow that chick you were with last night was fatchet.

by Whodat201 April 11, 2015

Fatchav786

A name for only gods.

I name thee Fatchav786.

by Fatchav786 December 31, 2020

John Fitch Vodka

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.

Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."

by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009

Abercrombie and Fitch

You're nothing if you're not Perfect...

First off, I used to work as an in store model in the London store of Abercrombie and Fitch. I didn't go for the job because i loved the store or the clothes(actually i'd never even been in!), i got scouted and thought i'd have a go as i need some extra money. At the interveiw/casting we had our pictures taken and then sat in a group and were asked questions. One of which was "why do you think diversity is important in the work place?"i answered the question and didn't give it another thought until I got the job and went for the training day. We sat in a small room waiting to start and i look around. Every single girl in the room was over 5'8", thin and gorgeous. Every guy was muscular tanned and very attractive. As the day went on and the rules came out it got more and more clear that they didn't want even the tinest bit of diversity. They have a mold and the expect you to stick to it. Everyday before you work you are checked by the "visual" team. If they deem you unfit to take the floor, you get put in the stock room underground. I completely agree with some of the people saying "it's just a store! let people wear what they want!" but at the end of the day it's not. It's a brand image that makes kids believe you're nothing if you're not perfect.

by Cassie A July 4, 2009

Fitchburg Fudgepacker

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.

My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

by shlongkeydonkey October 11, 2018

Katie Fucking Fitch

The words uttered by UK Skins generation two character Katie Fitch (played by Megan Prescott) when asked the question:

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Usually post punching the asker of that question in the face.

Can also be used when querying who you are.

WAG: "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Katie: "I'm Katie fucking Fitch who the fuck are you?"

Katie: "I don't know who I am anymore"
Effy: "I thought you were Katie fucking Fitch"

by networksarah December 14, 2010