fatsturbate

When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.

My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"

by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010

fatsabled

a person who is physically handicapped due to morbid obesity

Negotiating the supermarket aisles was difficult today because of the number of shopppers who were fatsabled.

by wordnerdbird January 19, 2014

flatso

A fat girl with small tits

That flatso looks like my uncle Joe with long hair!

by Michael Hunt August 6, 2003

smithville flats

located 7 miles north of greene ny, is ranked 10th in the nation for the highest weed abundance in the nation. Known as the land of bad asses. known also for its awsome hunting and fishing.

dude smithville flats is were the parties are at!

by Jimbo Sam Murphy February 25, 2011

Felony Flats

where you can get pussy, money weed and of course meth. located in the SE region of Portland, Or. This place is white boy felon capitol. hit the pipe and the pussy in felony flats.

I was gettin head while smokin shards in felony flats. felony flats got the cracker jack felons

by big balls December 11, 2015

fatsist

A person thats hates fat people just because their fat.

They won't let me on the airplane. They must be fatsist.

by dashizz3000 May 16, 2010

flatsound

mr. steal yo girl

Oh, you're on urbandictionary, meanwhile flatsound is stealin' yo girl.

by xxxcliffbarxxx October 26, 2013