Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."

Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

furnident

the dents that the legs of furniture leave in carpet

My parents knew that there was a party when they could see the furnidents that the couch left.

by mb92388 April 13, 2007

furncae

A large, feral creature only found within the depths of Madagascar. It has rather large balls that protrude from its groin and has overly large and protruding teeth as well. It's a very shy creature and only very few have caught a glimpse of this majestic beast.

"Look at that furncae! Look at how large and firm those balls are! Damn!"

by taahxkristina April 8, 2012

Blast Furnace

An method of torture by which the victim is locked in a closet or covered with a heavy blanket, for a prolonged period of time, together with an individual with a known propensity for blowing farts of the loud, trumpeting variety, and who has recently consumed a considerable quantity of beans or confectionery containing petroleum jelly, such as jujubes. Persons subjected to torture in the blast furnace typically display symptoms such as trembling, nausea, and slurred speech.

Edgar needed several sessions with a professional therapist following his six-hour confinement in the Snickersburg blast furnace, for which Big Eddy "Brown Stain" Bollocks had provided the stoking.

by Hieronymus June 17, 2008

Furnk

A noun (or a nickname) indicative of eccentricity.

The phrase itself is a slurred mispronunciation of the name Frank, but it can be used to describe any unconventional person or character.

"That guy looks like a total furnk when he's wearing that top-hat."

"How's it going Furnk!"

by The Great and Powerful Duck June 23, 2017

Furness-Nightcap

When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.

I gave Jenny a sweet "Furness-Nightcap" before she went home last night!

by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011

Furniturelessness

When you have a home, apartment, or staying with others and you don't own any home furnishings.

I just moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed, chair, or table to my name. I'm suffering from Furniturelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014