PENIS FUNERAL

A wedding, this is where men lose the use of there penis for the rest of there lives thus a funeral.

Wow I heard John is get married are you gonna go to his penis funeral??

by Evil Greg June 12, 2006

funeral effect

when one attends a funeral and encounters relatives that they do not know, but the relative persists that they remember them from a very young age, but the encountered individual feels weird and just walks away.

Jim: What a Tragedy.
Bob: Yeah I know.
Uncle Bill: Jimmy its me!!!
Jim & Bob: 'wtf'
Uncle Bill: Jimmy its me your uncle bob. I remember you when you were this big.
Jim & Bob: funeral effect

by Rodney T. January 31, 2008

funfriending

Unfriending someone who deserves to be unfriended, usually because they post many obnoxious statuses, pictures or wall posts.

Not Steve: "I funfriended the shit out out of Steve after he spammed my newsfeed about his new Jeep Wrangler. What a giant fucking douche."

Also Not Steve: "Funfriending is cathartic and fun!"

by lickdaduckbutter May 24, 2011

professional fundraiser

Really annoying telemarketers that are exempt from National Do Not Call Lists who call asking for donations for really good sounding organizations and programs yet only a very small percentage of the donated funds go to those programs

"do you make commissions off of what I donate?"

"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."

by AudiPrincess February 9, 2018

funeral for a friend

One of the most awesome Welsh bands to ever make it. Not just loved by emo kids.The lyrics are thought-provoking and meaningful, the riffs are stunning, the drumming is powerful, and unlike many bands, when funeral for a friend play live, they sound alot better than they do on the album, which is a rare thing. Casually dressed and deep in conversation/ Seven ways to scream your name should be in any rock fans CD collection

funeral for a friend rock! they are amazing and ive seen them 4 times live!!

by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004

funarious

retarded word for funny. look up for Claudia.

funny and hilarious put together.. :

Mario looked funarious today. Not yesterday, just today.

When Hermy is mad, she looks very funarious. haha..

by Becky the Krazy Kiwi April 25, 2009

Funification

The process of going between boredom and having a blast.

Mark: I'm so bored!
Tom: I think you need some funification.

by soupfan1000 July 15, 2011