Pseudo-Feminist

A person that claims to be a feminist yet ignores the main point of feminism, equality. Pseudo-Feminists will tend to blather on about how terrible men are, or assume how men do not face social issues in regards to their gender. Not only can these issues include false rape accusations (although that's EXTREMELY rare), rape of men (which is actually more common than you'd think) Selective Service in the United States, and the pressure of masculinity (which is very much like the pressures of feminization that women face and not considered as often).

Just as how pseudo-feminists will frequently call acknowledgement of men's issues misogyny, many so called "masculists" try to generalize feminists by pseudo-feminists, in order to claim that feminism is misandric in nature. Of course, these "masculists" then ignore women's issues and prove to be nothing but hypocrites. If you misuse the term, you'll look stupid to any intelligent being.

There are well documented pseudo-feminists, one of which is the 'Femitheist Divine', a young woman that on her previous blogs had called for mass genocide of men. They try to claim to be feminists in order to have a sense of legitimacy.

Pseudo-Feminists are basically the gender-issue equivalent of a GSA member that hates heterosexuals. Or a Cancer Society volunteer that advocates smoking.

by Archwisel III March 24, 2013

Buzzfeed feminism

the worst kind of feminism. these cunts will write the stupidest shit I have heard.
for example: the're like ISIS to muslims. they give them a bad name.

you either like or don't like buzzfeed feminism.

by elongatedmuscrat69 December 17, 2018

femininitease

a collective noun, grouping the art forms including pin-up, burlesque, strip-tease and other visual arts with the common characteristic of highlighting seductive suggestion by depiction of the female model, dancer or actress(s).

Tea so loved all the femininitease arts that she painted her house pink, gardened flowers in corsets and stilettos and she never failed to wink as on neighbors drove by.

by Tour de France Girl April 5, 2012

selective feminism

A female who believes in feminism (normally the extremist tumblrina or sjw variety) and being equal to (or greater than in some cases) men only when it is beneficial to them.

Selective Feminism User: "I believe in equality for women because men are oppressive rapist scum."
Man: "Alright. Waiter, can we split the bill?"
Selective Feminism User: "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY YOU RUDE ASSHOLE"

by Glad2BAGland August 12, 2014

Famine Underwear

The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.

I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.

by sharkfoot February 21, 2010

Tumblr Feminist

A "Social Justice Warrior" which claims to be a supporter of Feminism and equal rights, but actually hates men, and thinks that they should be treated better by men, but men deserve to be treated badly by them.

(Battling "sexism" with more sexism)

Feminist3253- "I believe in equal rights"

Two hours later
ManGuy420- "Hello ma'am, would you like to become friends, I see you're a feminist, and I believe in equal rights too"
Feminist3253- "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M A FENINIST YOU SEX CRAZED PIG!!!!"
ManGuy420- "Are you sure you believe in equal rights?"
Feminist3253- "YES I AM, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!"

TheTrueFeminist logged on
TheTrueFeminist- "No, you are a Tumblr feminist, stop hating on men!"
Feminist3243- "I AM A TRUE FEMINIST, AND YOU WILL RESPECT YOUR PRIVILEGE YOU SEXIST-"
TheTrueFeminist blocked Feminist3253

by totaly not troll November 12, 2016

Fuming

Fuming is a state of furious anger. It's roots trace from how cartoons are depicted to have steam to come out their ears when they get angry or annoyed, often turning red in the face.

"Did you know Shelly brought the same Prom dress as you?"

"I know, I'm absolutely fuming!"

by vvvvvxu May 25, 2017