FUCKTOWN

FUCKTOWN, alternatively spelt as two separate words, is a description of an undesirable place either real or imagined. It generally embodies the worst possibilities and eventualities of the given situation it is applied to.

"If I get to work late again my boss is gonna send me to fucktown"

"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."

"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

by Monica December 17, 2003

fuckton

The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.

A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.

by MK GT FKT October 29, 2004

funkytown

fort worth texas! a town thats better than dallas! fort worth is also known as panther city.

lets roll over to funkytown where the people are nicer and theres much less traffic than dallas.

by Chig817 December 3, 2005

Fuckyounism

A mental illness that makes a person say 'fuck you' to everyone and everything all the time.

Person1: what's up man.
Person2: fuck you!
Person1: dude, you have a serious case of fuckyounism. You should see a shrink.

by NewEnglisher July 22, 2012

fuckton

Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.

Holy shit dude, it was so hot in there, I literally drank a fuckton of water afterwards.

by justaguymakingupdefinitions November 10, 2011

Fucktong

A word for a Thai vegetable vegetable Thai Pumpkin

I like to eat fucktong.
Or replace the F word in English. Good fucktong morning Duncan.

by bkk84 July 6, 2020