fuckquatch

A person who has sex, then instead of leaving through the front door, leaves through the back only to walk through the brush, trees and wilderness behind the house never to be seen again. Typically done after getting caught, or about to get caught having sex, or an orgy. Usually they are in such a rush to get the hell out of there, they put on whatever clothes they can just so they have something to wear.

There he goes sweetie. There goes fuckquatch, through the underbrush. Look at that, a rare sighting of that cryptozoological marvel. Honey get your camera and take a blurry picture of fuckquatch. Oh fuckquatch, what secrets do you hide?

by jwka2001 May 29, 2010

fuckstrated

a man or woman who is desperate for a shag after a long period of time of being shagless

god i'm sooo fuckstrated i cant even remember my last shag

by dolly dagger March 30, 2003

fluctuated

Moved up and down, in and out or back and forth at irregular intervals.

Her grades fluctuated dramatically throughout the summer semester.

by noit December 3, 2013

Fucknutter

It’s just a great word that can be used in anger or jest.

Listen fucknutter!…

by Deathesquire August 22, 2023

Fucknuttery

Someone doing something as if they were a "fuck nut", or the actions of one.

I leave for a few minutes, and when I return all I see is a bunch of fucknuttery!

by DX November 29, 2004

fucknuttery

Fucknuttery
1. The resultant actions/behaviour of being a fucknut.
2. Specifically in the context of belief systems. Use most often to refer to religious behaviour in preference to common sense.
See: Major Religions (and also the minor ones)

Preaching abstinence as sex education is pure fucknuttery.
It was fucknuttery when he told them that condoms would not save them from AIDS.
Fighting for peace the same sort of fucknuttery as screwing for virginity.

by thespacecadet July 17, 2014

Fuckstrated

A state of extreme frustration.

This damn job is making me fuckstrated!

by iParatrooper February 25, 2011