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Fucktard

When you are so stupid, people cannot believe that you were the sperm that actually won!
You are the biggest fucktard I know. Your GPA must be in the negative...
by 2Q+2Q=4Q August 2, 2023
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Fucktard

A fucking retard. Someone who lacks common sense. Someone who constantly messes up on normally accepted social standards.
dumbass doucebag douche
Ben:"Did you just lock your keys in your car?"
Kris:"Shit, I totally did..."
Ben:"you fucktard!"
by Whatdoyaknow March 26, 2008
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Fucktard

1. n: the state of being a fuck while at the same time illustrating the qualities of a mentally challenged personel, or, presently, a retard
2. n: one's innate ability to illustrate extreme dumbassness/bitchiness, even beyond the scopes of a normal fuck and/or retard
3. n: one who repeatedly and liberally uses the word "Doop" (see definition)
Gee! That sure was a great game of monopoly, and... HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THAT FUCKTARD
by Sonny April 9, 2003
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Fucktard

You are insane and need medications. Don't act like such a fucktard!
by LCMB March 14, 2018
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Fucktard

(noun)
One who acts, behaves, or demonstrates the qualities of a fucking retard.
Teacher was being a fucktard today.
by Spits and Scones March 29, 2004
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Fucktard

Someone who ruins your day or life and seems to not notice or care!!! If someone knows what they have done then they cant be one. Children cannot be Fucktards!! (FACT) Everybody will be a Fucktard once in there life, good thing is you will never know it.
You know a Fucktard.. everybody will. Like when you are walking down the street with your takeaway tea or coffee and someone knocks into you spilling your hot drink all over you and not noticing, thats a Fucktard!! Or when you get into a bath and the phone rings and just as you get there to answer it stops (Fucktard). Just hooverd the carpets and someone walks straight over it with dirty shoes and cant see the problem (Fucktard).
by Maryjane1982 June 11, 2011
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Fucktard

People who decide for others what's funny or not .
by cracksmoke November 6, 2014
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