fucknagle

noun; a clumsy, oafish asshole; originated in Philly, deriving from Mr. Nagle, high school gym teacher.

Hey fucknagle, you put the pepper in the salt shaker!

by swphilly December 18, 2015

Fuckjungle

A place that is chaotic, sketchy, or is known to produce undesirable people.

"So did you end up getting into Compton University?"
"Nah, that place was a total fuckjungle."

by Chad smith has a brother Brad June 27, 2016

Fuckangel

Somebody who is a sweet angel and a innocent child with a clean mind until you get too comfortable with them.

"I like geometry. My favorite line: F-U. My favorite angle: ∠GFY."
"What a Fuckangel."

by UnicornMe December 2, 2016

fucktundle

A Fucktundle is someone who is purely incompetent, fucked up, and can’t do anything correctly.

Guy 1: Tom is such a fucktundle
Guy 2: so is Josh he can’t even hold a spoon correctly

by grassmanofthewest September 7, 2019

Fuckmangle

Fuckmangle: where something has been destroyed to the point of no return!

aka: "dude u seriously fuckmangled ur car"

(person 2) "stupid fucking tree"

by A--Hofasho--biatch! July 3, 2009

FUCKDANGLE

Something that appears contradictory but ultimately makes sense. Surrounded by odd feelings and misgivings, but with no strong sense of wrongness.

Finding out my parents still do drugs was a big fuckdangle, but why wouldn't they?

by Dyna-Mole April 15, 2010

Fuckdangler

A fuckdangler is somebody who pretends they like/love/are attracted to you and then pull out of the relationship or sexual offer last minute.

Alternatively, it also means people who string you along in a relationship more long-term.

“I never loved you!!! I only dated you because you were there.”
“HOW DARE YOU!!! You... You fucking fuckdangler...”

by C L G June 13, 2020