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Fuckmint

An expression used to express a shocked expression.

Also a joking name for a friend or colleague.
"DUDE YOURE ON FIRE!"
"Wha?.. HOLY FUCKMINTS GET IT OFF GET IT OFF"

"You're such a fuckmint Fred."
by Hardparty May 31, 2009
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Fuckpit

Slang term for Loose ,sloppy or rather unpleasant vagina.
Johnny just about fell in to Hannah's fuckpit. Mildred thought she had a rather large Fuckpit.
Tommy wired a board to his ass so he wouldn't fall into Sally's Fuckpit.
by Mr.Bates January 11, 2010
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FuckRinse

hottubbing after the act of sex...especially when the act of sex resulted in an excess of bodily fluids on the body.
After having massive sex all afternoon, Suzy and Sam hopped in the hot tub for a quick fuckrinse before hitting a happy hour at the neighborhood honky tonk.
by moonmenow December 8, 2010
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Fuckpicture

Pornography, naked picture, or any similar object involving sexual imagery. First used in the movie Semi-Pro.
Andy Richter: The Swedes are my favorite distributors of pornography.

Will Ferrell: They make an excellent fuckpicture.
by Kenny Naylor June 3, 2009
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Fuckinticks

Blood hungry arachnids that kill your dog and get on your shoes.
Operation Kill Fuckinticks is ready for action.
by Jeff and Tobes March 29, 2003
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fuckwriting

Fuckwriting is a type of writing that is a flow of emotion.
Fuckwriting is when you write the first word that comes into mind and you don't go back and you change it. It first appeared on DeviantArt on Julian5604's account.
Brainvomit is another, more appropriate word for it.
The first example of fuckwriting was "fuck zombies and fbi rape"
i wake up in a deserted street filled with pop cans and bags. its black and Grey sky shines my eyes to the corner. I loved that girl and the zombies are tearing my heart out. its painful and sarcastic. its so dull. its so boring. i want action with this watermelon. my blood is red and its all over the city. the zombies are closing in on us and its insane. my viens fuck my arm tightly. shit the zomibes are getting closer and I know they want to rape me. they want to fuck this heart so bad. fucking bitch is right there. right there. right there,. right there. this is my last words. these are my last words before the fuck zombies eat my small little arm off. its for the better because i'm deformed. i'm so fucking deformed. i have a small little arm and a tight little hand. oh no here comes the fbi or are they going to save me? shit i odnt know. wow i swear a lot when i'm about to get fucked by zombies.
by Julian5604 June 20, 2008
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fuckpants

someone who is being a flat out meanie face cockmaster by either stealing something valuable, talking behind your back, etc... usually the person who needs to be cockslapped to teach them a lesson.
frank: that guy josh is a fuckpants
jonny: i know dude we should beat his ass
frank: thatll teach him to hit my girl
by scotty dotty October 9, 2006
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