fuckered out

Being sleepy and/or exhausted from too much fucking.

Billy: Hey Tommy, why don't ya come over so we can play some ball?

Tommy: No can do, Billy. My girlfriend was just over and I'm afraid I'm all fuckered out.

by hellinas1985 August 17, 2013

Fuckor

the feeling you get when someone makes a totally correct assumption about you that is insulting and/or something you don't want others to know

When he said "You just look like you watch hentai." I was overcome with fuckor.

by conman69420 November 19, 2018

Fuckered

A word describing an object that is not working properly or working in a fashion it shouldn't be, yet isn't fully broken.

My semi-auto paintball gun is fuckered. It's stuck on full-auto, and it doesn't even have an option for that!

by Snake556 September 21, 2005

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

fuckcore

The next level of hardcore. So unbelievably intense that the average human cannot withstand it. So amazing it's painful, or lethal. It takes a spirit made of solid steel to be fuckcore at anything.

1) That man was such a fuckcore Christian that he probably jacks off to the bible.

2) Joe did a triple backflip on his bike, his BMX skills are unparalleled fuckcore.

by Zurenriri October 18, 2008

Mt. Fuckmore

An large pile of laundry, often found in homes with more than 2 residents whom share a communal laundry & related duties. Word is used by the person who thinks they have finally finished washing the heaping pile only to find more dirty laundry and realizes: "fuck, there's more!" Yes folks, there always is.

I have to go home and tackle Mt. Fuckmore before the weekend so I have something to wear Saturday night.

by spottedtan September 21, 2009

Fuckready

"Fuckready" adjective:
1. prepared to have sexual intercourse, (see also "horny")
2. to describe an attractive, physically desirable person with whom sexual intercourse seems imminent.

"I've had 2 pitchers of PBR and am feelin' so fuckready!"

"That Hilary Duff is fuckready!"

by Kara December 29, 2004