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Fuckwaste

(fuk-wAst) n.

1. Liquid that comes out of the penis when a male ejaculates. (semen)
More precisely, however, it is the residue left inside of a condom after someone is done having sex.
ie: Any leftover cum that is not used for the specific purpose of inducing pregnancy.
The term is derived from "wasted fuck", because the semen was not used for its primal purpose of making a baby.

2. A derogatory term for a jerk or a stupid person. (see synonyms douche, idiot, jackass, asshole, moron, worthless, etc.)
This indicates uselessness, because as you can tell from defenition number 1, "fuckwaste" is something that has no point in being there, so this easily translates into an insult.
Haha I just threw my used condom onto Billy's head, and now he's got my fuckwaste all over his hair!

I just masturbated, now I gotta wash off all this fuckwaste from my hands and pants.

Did you see that fuckwaste lunch lady? She only gave me half a serving of french fries!

You're adopted and your parents don't love you, you fuckwaste!
by Barlow April 17, 2006
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cgi fuckfest

When a movie has nothing to offer other than cgi (Computer-generated imagery or Computer-generated images) characters hitting each other, without art or talent.
"Man of steel was a total cgi fuckfest!"

Or "Every Zack Snyder movie is just another damn cgi fuckfest!"

Or "The Coen brothers would never make a cgi fuckfest"
by Mr Bunt January 4, 2014
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Franktastic Fuckfest

A day of straight boozing, gambling, indecorous jokes, and hopefully sex with attractive women. One may only throw a Franktastic Fuckfest if he or she knows a Frank and has invited said Frank.
Zak: Gee That was one crazy night with the Fuckster right Kevin?
Kevin: That wasn't crazy that was a Franktastic Fuckfest!
by The Fuckster May 4, 2010
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Fucktastrophe

when sex goes horribly wrong.
Dave: dude i heard you got some last night....
Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE!
Dave: Whyzzat?
Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T
Dave: XD

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Franktastic Fuckfest

A day of straight boozing, gambling, indecorous jokes, and hopefully sex with attractive women. One may only throw a Franktastic Fuckfest if he or she knows a Frank and has invited said Frank.
Zak: Gee That was one crazy night with the Fuckster right Kevin?

Kevin: That wasn't crazy that was a Franktastic Fuckfest!
by Los Gringo Softball May 4, 2010
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fuckastrated

combination of fuck and frustrated...explaining the lack of sex pussy starved or dick starved!
girl1: Damn girl! I need the dick im frustrated as hell!

girl2: Hell no girl! You FUCKASTRATED!
by Nadia April 12, 2005
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fucktastic

WHEN YOU HAVE JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING FUCK OF YOUR WHOLE LIFE.. HOW YOU FEEL AFTER
completely satisfied all over... orgasmically fucktastic!!
by honey pot September 18, 2005
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