facechain

A status message on facebook that asks you to acknowledge the message and repost it to your status - like a chain letter.

I'm not going to repost that facechain on my status.

by Vermont Shadowed March 3, 2010

fuckcanoe

A despicable, revolting and abhorrent human being or thing that you'd want to see fucked with a canoe.

Bob: "Ayy lmao suck my dick you stupid motherfucker"

Kevin: "Shut the fuck up Bob you fuckcanoe"

by IAmOmnipotent July 10, 2016

fuckhand

1. (noun) the assistance an individual requires when in a dire situation.
2. (verb) the act of lending a hand to someone who is in a situation in which they are fucked.

1. In the movie Titanic, Rose and Jack were in need of a serious fuckhand.
2. I found a lost kid yesterday so I fuckhanded him.

by Slob Kabob December 30, 2019

Fuckcraigjones

A slang word used to express anger at professional grappler Craig Jones.

How did that asshole get a choke in overtime??? Fuckcraigjones!!!

by The_Jeevsey June 21, 2020

fuckghanistan

A lawless piece-of-shit land, whose men don't have enough balls to defend themselves.

Give a fuckghanistani a fish & you feed him for a day. Teach a fuckghanistani to fish & you starve him to death because that goddamn fuckghanistani simply denies to try feeding himself.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 16, 2021

fuckychan

When Jackie Chan goes Super Saiyan and his dick extends 20 feet and does a backflip onto your 2 inch dick perfectly.

Discord mod: woah did you hear about Jackie Chan’s new form

Uwu Kitten: yeah, Fuckychan is so sexy…

by TesticleLover113 October 7, 2022

fuckstain

Noun: The residue which remains on a surface after sexual intercourse on an object.

Dude check out the fuckstain on Wolski's cat!

by Richy Jackson March 22, 2003