fucktationship

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.

The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.

by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008

fucktion

Similar to fiction; Tale of sex that never actually happened.

Ummm...Remember when I said I fucked Becky and her mom simultaneously? That was actually fucktion.

by goatsearse May 12, 2009

fucktion

When you are doing Calculus function problems and obviously there's something else on the
mind.

Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."

by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

Fuckuationship

It’s a really really really toxic relationship where one or both parties are getting really fucked mentally or emotionally or all at once to the point they might lose their self-identity

Guy 1 *Standing in front of a mirror*: do I even exist?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?

by a fuckuationship victim August 5, 2021

fuckalious

term is used when someone is so damn appealing that they are "fuckalious". similar to fuckable, but on such a higher extent, that its not even close. it can also be used as a catchphrase.

dude 1: dude...like daamn, that chick is so fuckalious...i would fucking bang the shit outta her ass through her cunt...

dude 2: dude...thats so nasty, but so fucking hawt, that u just gave me a boner, and i think i came a bit.

dude 3: Fuckalious!!

by cthulhu tentacles April 2, 2009

facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

Fecation

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.

I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.

by SciNerd March 12, 2010