fuck em and feed em fish heads 

This phrase is most effective when refering to some asshole (usually a boss, teacher, or other dipshit) who wants to limit your fun. Could be used in the place of Fuck him/her, screw you, fuck off, etc...

My boss said that I couldn't make monkey love to my secretary on his desk, fuck em and feed em fish heads.

fuck em and feed em fish heads by jpeezy12 June 22, 2006

Fuck'em Funs 

Lazy persons excuse for a workout.Usually involves sitting on a sofa or reclining chair while watching television or playing video games.Most often involving a group of people.

Jim:yo Mitch wanna go run around the track?
Mitch:No,I'd rather do some Fuck'em Funs with Joel.

Fuck'em Funs by dan444448 July 11, 2009

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.

Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by Bill gronos July 1, 2009

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.

Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.

'em is the government

Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by user name 007 May 16, 2010

fuck em and feed em fish 

1. the act of impressing a woman

2. a saying used to describe something you do with women

3. indifference towards some group of people

When trying to impress a date, Norman commented, "You know what I say, fuck em and feed em fish!".

fuck em and feed em fish by Greg8683 July 20, 2006

Fuck 'em with the mouth shut

A silent fuck-back in retaliation for being done wrong.

The store owner made the cashier work overtime against his will so while no one was looking, the cashier pocketed a Benjamin while saying, "Make me stay up here all damn night, and I'ma fuck 'em with the mouth shut!"

Fuck 'em with the mouth shut by VMC Andrizzle September 24, 2011

Fuck'em up 

having a good time, killing it at a party

*Emily is dancing

Person: YEA EMILY FUCK'EM UP

Fuck'em up by emyd123 December 6, 2016