fuckchode

Contraction of fucking chode, someone who is really annoying or stupid

"Fuck you, ya stupid fuckchode!"

by Christy January 15, 2003

porterhouse fuckchild

When your dad sneaks into your room in the middle of the night wearing a t-bone steak costume and then rubs A1 steak sauce all over your slumbering nipples. He then ejaculates into your dress socks.

Jesus Christ dad it's a fucking school night...can't you give this porterhouse fuckchild horseshit a rest already? I'm 22 years old, i'm not a god damn kid anymore!

by heyunclecharlie August 26, 2009

retarded fuckchild

self explainitory

"Stop beating our retarded fuckchild"

by Yes Ma'am January 25, 2003

fuckchop

fuck·chop

n.
(1) A heretic, more as a result of stupidity than for any philosophical or logical reasons.
(2) A person who neglects or fails to do what common sense would dictate in a particular situation.


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Latin fvccant+chappen- present participle of fvccantchappenuere, to offend : d-, de- + linquere; see leikw- in Indo-European Roots.

The fuckchop packed up his carefree, booty-filled life and moved across the country to live in Bend, Oregon so he could be closer to his girlfriend.

by Michelle Doolan July 23, 2004

fuckchimp

A truly moronic human being (i.e. one having the intelligence of someone that would conduct sexual relations with a chimpanzee)

"I say! The chap at the haberdashery short-changed me by 20 pounds!"
"Crikey, what a fuckchimp!"

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

fuckchow

To describe low quality computer or electronic mechandise usually manufactured in an Asian country. Typically used when an item is broken, extremely poor quality or not suitable for it's intended purpose

Also used to indicate the state of failed computer hardware.

1. "Some fuckchow brand computer"
2. "The disk in that computer is fuckchowed"

by Gooseman December 8, 2004

FuckChorch

An attractive woman in a nightclub. Generally, the more often is it used by a person, the less likely that person is to actually speak to said woman.

Oh, she's FuckChorch/

by Darryl Murphy April 20, 2005