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fuckchow 

To describe low quality computer or electronic mechandise usually manufactured in an Asian country. Typically used when an item is broken, extremely poor quality or not suitable for it's intended purpose

Also used to indicate the state of failed computer hardware.
1. "Some fuckchow brand computer"
2. "The disk in that computer is fuckchowed"
fuckchow by Gooseman December 8, 2004
Words you can keep
The highest level of absolute fiasco. An event or process where NOTHING goes right.
The war in Iraq is a total fuckshow.
fuckshow by ChipSlap February 1, 2005
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1) An unstoppable force of stupidity; something not to be fucked with due to its retard factor; something so fucked up that it's best to give it a wide berth.

2) A person so fucked up that they will derail themselves with their own moronic actions; someone who doesn't need assitance in fucking up their life; a poor decision maker.

3) A catchphrase: "Nobody fucks with the Fuckshow!" Usually said by those who don't realize that being a Fuckshow is bad.

origin: Words uttered by a degenerate just before he exacted justice on a drunken hobo who was touching the hood of his minvan. After decimating the hobo and leaving him bleeding on the ground, the "Fuckshow" as he liked to refer to himself, purchased a 24 pack and left the scene. The hobo later died in hospital, and the "Fuckshow" ended up in prision, thus encompassing all it means to be a Fuckshow.

4) A self deprieciating term made by someone who knows that they fucked up bad.
"Man, the Nickleback concert the other night was a complete fuckshow."

"Ted is a total fuckshow."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again..."No one, and I mean no one, fucks with the Fuckshow!"

"Jesus Christ, I am suck a fuckshow!"
Fuckshow by kittycat78 April 14, 2010

fuckchop 

Adj.

A disrespectful term widely used in American & English Boarding Schools to identify a prep school teacher with a profund underbite and a distorted sense of self importance. The subject(fuckchop)should possess this identifying physical characterisitc, or at a minimum, poor dental hygiene. Also, as a prerequisite, the prep school teacher must arrogantly believe they command great influence over the students future prosperity or success despite the fact that reality strongly suggests the contrary.
1. You better get your fuckchop outta my grill champ or Ill knock those corn nuggets loose with my Rolex.

2. If Fuckchops McHenry gives me another fucking demerit Im gonna tell him to go brush his teeth loose with a tube of fucking Vagisil.

fuckchops 

Nice shot there, fuckchops.
fuckchops by Archon888 March 18, 2004
Tortilla chips dripping with semen
I was so spent I couldn't even eat my fuckchos!
Two large fuckchos, cumming right up!
fuckchos by Petrix and Pizeek May 16, 2006

fuckchodi 

Intensely annoying or stupid work/event/statement
i'm tired of your fuckchodi (english usage)
abe fuckchode apna fuckchodi bandh kar (hindi usage)
fuckchodi by flashbot June 2, 2018
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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