fuckchow

To describe low quality computer or electronic mechandise usually manufactured in an Asian country. Typically used when an item is broken, extremely poor quality or not suitable for it's intended purpose

Also used to indicate the state of failed computer hardware.

1. "Some fuckchow brand computer"
2. "The disk in that computer is fuckchowed"

fuckchow by Gooseman December 8, 2004

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fuckshow

The highest level of absolute fiasco. An event or process where NOTHING goes right.

The war in Iraq is a total fuckshow.

fuckshow by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

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Fuckshow

1) An unstoppable force of stupidity; something not to be fucked with due to its retard factor; something so fucked up that it's best to give it a wide berth.

2) A person so fucked up that they will derail themselves with their own moronic actions; someone who doesn't need assitance in fucking up their life; a poor decision maker.

3) A catchphrase: "Nobody fucks with the Fuckshow!" Usually said by those who don't realize that being a Fuckshow is bad.

origin: Words uttered by a degenerate just before he exacted justice on a drunken hobo who was touching the hood of his minvan. After decimating the hobo and leaving him bleeding on the ground, the "Fuckshow" as he liked to refer to himself, purchased a 24 pack and left the scene. The hobo later died in hospital, and the "Fuckshow" ended up in prision, thus encompassing all it means to be a Fuckshow.

4) A self deprieciating term made by someone who knows that they fucked up bad.

"Man, the Nickleback concert the other night was a complete fuckshow."

"Ted is a total fuckshow."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again..."No one, and I mean no one, fucks with the Fuckshow!"

"Jesus Christ, I am suck a fuckshow!"

Fuckshow by kittycat78 April 14, 2010

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fuckchop

Adj.

A disrespectful term widely used in American & English Boarding Schools to identify a prep school teacher with a profund underbite and a distorted sense of self importance. The subject(fuckchop)should possess this identifying physical characterisitc, or at a minimum, poor dental hygiene. Also, as a prerequisite, the prep school teacher must arrogantly believe they command great influence over the students future prosperity or success despite the fact that reality strongly suggests the contrary.

1. You better get your fuckchop outta my grill champ or Ill knock those corn nuggets loose with my Rolex.

2. If Fuckchops McHenry gives me another fucking demerit Im gonna tell him to go brush his teeth loose with a tube of fucking Vagisil.

fuckchop by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 14, 2006