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fruitbasket

a moon with the penis and balls tucked under so the people witnessing the moon can see your man parts. This makes everything look sort of like a basket of pre-arranged fruit. hence the name... its one of the most unholy things a human being can witness, it makes most gag like the piss snow cone from Jackass: The Movie
Dude! Robbie just drove by with his shit pressed against the window, screaming "FRUITBASKET!!"
by Matt-a-tat November 19, 2002
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FRUITBAT

term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it

Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one

Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself

A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Most girls are fruitbats

Guy 1: whatup fruitbat

Girl 1: um what? *derp face*

Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass

Girl 2: *cries*

A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street

“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”

“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times”
by Oh that name sucks July 26, 2022
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FRUITBAT

term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just

term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it

Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one

Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself

A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.

Can mean any of the past definitions too
Most girls are fruitbats

Guy 1: whatup fruitbat

Girl 1: um what? *derp face*

Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass

Girl 2: *cries*

A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street

“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”

“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
by Oh that name sucks July 29, 2022
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fruitbat

look at Josh grind on that dude in pleather pants! he's so into fruitbats.

black or rainbow? ugh, I'm such a fruitbat.
by sphynxprince December 16, 2013
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fruitally

As opposed to being brutally honest, being fruitally honest adds a layer of humor to the honesty
We are fruitally honest
by Inot July 29, 2017
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fruitiality

Having sex with a fruit whether the penetrator or the penetrated.
Ren:"Fuck mangoes"
Me: I am not into fruitiality
Ren: fuku
Me: Nor incest
by solcanis February 4, 2009
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fruitbagger

Generally used as an insult or a derogatory term, fruitbagger refers to an individual who is either extremely stupid or extremely annoying.

Fruitbagger is a great way to insult a hipster.

Fruitbagger can also be used to describe someone who works in the produce section of a grocery store and who's main responsibility is the bagging of fruit.
1."Who brought Mark to the party? I can't stand that guy he's always discussing such asinine topics, he wears to much cologne, he's so pretentious and goddamn he is such a fruitbagger."

2. "Man i went to the Arcade Fire show last night and there was way too many fruitbaggers there for me to enjoy myself."

3. "Hey John I heard you got a new Job?"

"Yes i did Sally i work in the produce section of my local grocery market."
" So essentially your a fruitbagger John?"

"Yes i am Sally but do you have to be so rude about it?"
by lucidtimescapes December 20, 2010
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