Front End Loader

Taking a dump on a girls chest while getting jacked off.

Steve: Hannah gave me a solid "Front End Loader" last night.
Russ: Oh yeah? That girl has great multitasking skills!

by Russ the Boss August 14, 2012

frontlord

an expert in oral sex, a "lord of the fronts". may indicate a particular obsession with it, sometimes alarmingly so. gender neutral, both in giver and receiver.

I wanted to fuck, but she was being such a frontlord

by FourAM January 8, 2015

frontload

drinking any form of alcohol at home prior to hitting the bar scene in order to:

a.)avoid unnecessary partying costs
b.)arrive with a "foreign package"

He had the foresight to frontload before heading out for the night.

by sheila in the car January 28, 2008

frontload

Pertaining to physical health. The act of eating, drinking, sniffing, smoking, rolling, sinfully and wickedly with reckless abandonment while your young.

I'd rather frontload and live wildly while I can! After-all "your only young once".

by Miah December 10, 2006

frontload

1. to get a horrendous beating in a sport or other competitive activity

2. to drink such a tremendous amount of alcohol that you make a fool of yourself, throw up and fall down

How was the game last night?
Terrible, we got frontloaded.

Dude you were frontloaded last night.
I wish I could remember. Did I have fun?

by zallp August 16, 2009

Frontloading

(Frontloading) is the practice of some governmental agencies or companies to invite more traffic than they could handle or deliver. In the case of companies it might be a deliberate policy or merely an accidental outcome. If it is deliberate it could be called bait and switch.

Without realizing it the store, not knowing how popular the new Ipod would be was guilty of Frontloading by viture of not having enough supplies at hand to supply demand.

by talbotboy1 October 23, 2010

frontload

Dropping a sperm load into a fat chicks bellybutton

Last night, I took a 300 pounder home and couldn't get into her pussy, so I frontloaded her..

by Horseballs63 November 19, 2016