Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

frozen pierogi

When a Polish person misplaces their gag ball or bite stick and uses the only thing they can find in the freezer. Commonly used by gay pollocks during anal sex with large pieces of household appliances.

Tim wanted to play toaster oven anal pullout again but he swallowed the gag ball the last time they played. He suggested we could use a Frozen Pierogi. So John hit the freezer and tied some string to a pierogi. Not only did it do the trick but Tim had a delicious polish snack.

by Johnnyb7230 June 3, 2020

Frozen Canoe

When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.

Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!

by Melizabeth Blones January 29, 2009

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006

XL Frozen Alex

The art of knowing how to be absolutely gay, so gay that you taught the lead roles of Brokeback Mountain how to be gay. So gay that you were the stunt double for BOTH of the actors. There is absolutely no one gayer than an XL Frozen Alex.

Guy 1: That dude looks extremely fucking gay!
Guy 2: He's clearly an XL Frozen Alex!

by Carc369 April 24, 2010

Frozen Gargon

An emoji-faced man who is known by the name "Tommy " who apparently shreds.

"Frozen Gargon" shreds. - Frozen Gargon is a YouTuber

by AyyeeImSpy December 23, 2017

Frozen Putin

An alcoholic drink that consists of an In-n-Out milkshake with a shot of vodka mixed into it.

My favorite drink is a Frozen Putin!
Don’t forget to bring your Frozen Putin.

by Izzy & Sabrina October 28, 2019