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Friendcest

One of the great phrases to describe the fuck-upity-ness of cross-boundry, inter-friendship 'relating'

FRIENDCEST - Dating friends, dating your friends friends. You already like them... your friends already like them, so why not....... fuck it all up?"
The phenomena of inter group dating / relating in social groupings. esp. relevent to university and post university friend bases.

"I'm friendcesting your ex, Michelle.."
-"no worries mate, i'm doing your sister."
by RoxyStarr August 4, 2005
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friendcest

The act of developing feelings for one of your best friends in the world when you’ve got an absolute 0.000% chance of being with them. This person loves you as much as a friend could possibly love you, but it never quite crosses over to the romantic side! It’s absolute hell, especially because this person shows you soooo much love and if you’re a petty lil bitch, you’ll think they’re leading you on simply because they just care for you constantly. Get that shit out of ur head- remember who you’re dealing with here! Then one day, you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror like you have 84 heads, and you ask yourself what the actual fuck you’re thinking because dating this person would be like dating your sibling....and that’s disgusting- it’s literally incest! Essentially, youve got your head jammed so far up your own ass you can see the light of day thru your own nostrils. If it’s meant to be, something will happen, but if it’s not, love this person truly for what they give you each and every: an incredible friendship. Do not let the sadness of not having them keep you from enjoying the friendship. Oh an also, remember to give them the same best friend love they give you. I’m not fucking kidding. This is so important.

Best of luck to you all, I hope you stop mentally masturbating soon! Cheers
Me: ahhh I can’t believe this! She’s my best friend and I just can’t keep myself from falling in love with her. She’s so warm and kindhearted and she gives the best hugs...

Friend: GURL. She’s ur bff that’s literally friendcest. Fuck the feelings, focus on the amazing friendship!

Me: ugh ur right. I love her too much for this shit anyway

Friend: damn right you do. And she loves the living daylight out of you too
by Melodramatic909 March 4, 2018
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Friendcation

A vacation or holiday taken with ones friend; be it male or female.
My best friend and I are taking a friendcation out to Paris this Summer.
by Strawberry Plum September 8, 2020
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Frienda

plural: friendas
A male friend. A equivalent to the spanish word Amigo.
Mom!! I'm going out with my frienda, Jeremy. Is that okay?
I just love hanging out with my friendas and my other friends.
by Master of beargreen October 31, 2021
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friendcest

Friendcest occurs when one person dates a bunch of people from the same group of friends, usually one at a time. This is often partially the fault of the group of friends, as they do not learn from their friends' mistakes.
Kenith had dated Camille, tried to date Brittany, and now is going after Brittany's sister? Woah thats major friendcest.
by Sarah #2 July 17, 2005
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Friendmate

Susie: Hey Mary. You're like, my soul-mate in friend form. You're my FRIENDMATE. <3
by rachflam April 17, 2010
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Friendasaurus

def. An especially unattractive member of an otherwise good-looking group of socializing females.

Addendum: Also sometimes known as the "Fat Friend," one will observe that the Friendasaurus is sober and apparently PMSing, which aids in her dual roles of the outing; being the DD for the group, and as the Grandmaster Cockblocker, foiling any attempts for an eventual sexual encounter with one of the more attractive ladies of the group.
Guy1: "Dude, 2 O'clock, the redhead, she's STUPID hot!"

Guy2: "Yeah, but you see the nasty chick dancing next to her? She's a major Friendasaurus; I just saw her cockblock that guy in the green shirt."
by nutman November 23, 2004
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