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The Friendzone

(Noun) This is a metaphorical hell for men. It is typically initiated by a guy asking out a girl and her saying "Oh, I only see you as a friend.".
One common example of this is girls will reject a nice guy, and date douche-bags, all while complaining to the nice guy and saying things like "Why can't all guys be like you?".
Again, this is only a stereotype.

It is possible to escape the friendzone, but it is not easy. It is a long and difficult road.
Poor George, he was put in the friendzone by that girl he really liked.
by 88888888888888888 October 10, 2013
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friendzoned

When a member of the opposite sex (usually one you want to hook up with) declares you to be "just a friend", thereby ruining all potential chances of sex.
Noj: Dude, I met this really hot chick and I was gonna hook up with her...until I got friendzoned!

Eiddam: Aw damn man! that sucks ass!
by whiteknownpirate April 26, 2009
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Friendversary

Much like Anniversary, only with how long you've known a friend.
Person A: "Come next month, I'll have known Person C for a year."
Person B: "Happy Friendversary!"
Person A: "Thanks!"
by SharpX May 22, 2009
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Friendzone with benefits

An amazing, enhanced version of that awful thing we refer to as the friendzone. The friendzone with benefits is when someone and their best friend (hopefully of the opposite gender) have benefits such as cuddling, making out, oral pleasure, and even sex. Possibly the greatest alternative to dating in the history of history.
Mark: "hey are you gonna date Katie or what?"

Josh: "HAHAHA I'm not an idiot. We're in the friendzone with benefits!"

Mark: "you clever basturd, josh."
by MarshallTruck January 28, 2014
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friendlies

"We can't use an air-strike because there are too many friendlies in the area!"
by briles24 May 3, 2006
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friendiversary

Risa's and my friendiversary is January first.
by youdontsmellbad January 7, 2006
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Friendzone Asshole Syndrome

A very serious condition that can alter the mood of someone who is single and a virgin, typically causing them to ditch their friend group for a girl that does not want them. Someone diagnosed with this syndrome is typically an asshole to their friend group of guys, because there's a lot of misplaced anger.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes

There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.
Stay away from Landon, boys. He's developing some serious symptoms of Friendzone Asshole Syndrome.
by HowDoYouDoFellowKids September 27, 2017
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