friendhoarding

A psychological disorder that makes one add as many friends as possible to their facebook or myspace accounts to fill the void in their diminishing real-world social lives.

Manny's eyes are bloodshot, I bet he was up all night friendhoarding on myspace. what a douchebag!

by Molson Dan September 27, 2005

FriendBot

FriendBot can talk about almost anything-music, games, TV-the list goes on! FriendBot is a friend that never gets board, never stops listening and never treats you horribly unlike that bastard smarterchild whom friendbot is the stoner counterpart of

FriendBotUK (1:26:24 AM): Ask me another question.
....(1:26:33 AM): do you smoke blunts
FriendBotUK (1:26:34 AM): Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

....(1:27:25 AM): you said you smoke weed
FriendBotUK (1:27:28 AM): We test it for medical purposes.
...(1:27:34 AM): sure thing

by schlepp May 27, 2008

friendchod

Someone who screws their friends over.

You are such a friendchod, you would rat me out in front of the principal.

by Raju Kileep June 28, 2013

friendboy

A friend that is a boy, and nothing more. Not to be confused with 'boyfriend'.

John: I like you. Wanna go out?

Jane: Sorry. You're more friendboy material than boyfriend.

John: *slashes wrists*

by emoinpink August 14, 2010

friendboy

A male friend of a girl, with whom the girl does not have sexual relations with, (or commonly also, just doesn't want to admit she is, in fact fucking him) who is not her boyfriend.

See also: friendgirl
Synonym of: friend just friends
Compare: boyfriend

Mother: Who was that guy dropping you home with the car, boyfriend?
Daughter: He's just a friendboy...

by Wizz0r May 11, 2008

friendilo

A friend escort service for social rejects that have no friends. They are there strictly to make it look like you have friends, no sexual favors involved. It's their friendship in exchange for your cash. If you're having a fight with your best friend or just broke up with your boyfriend, order a friendilo to make them jealous! They also make the perfect last minute prom and homecoming date. Similar to a gigilo, only it's a "friendilo"!

Carl: "Woah, Tom! Your new best friend is so cool!"
Tom: "Actually, I only paid for my friendilo until midnight."

"I'm so mad at Tricia right now! I'm going to order a friendilo for the party tonight so she'll get jealous and apologize!"

Since Lisa was a social outcast, she was forced to order a friendilo for her senior prom.

by bettyblack June 20, 2010

friendatory

The purgatorial state of an untouched friend request on Facebook.

"Did you accept his friend request, or did you leave in in friendatory?"

by WordDoctor January 3, 2009