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french fried skunk 

a delicious fried treat eaten by hillbillies and gourmet cuisine connoisseurs alike. for this recipe you will need two skinned and cleaned skunks. make sure to clean out the scum.
wowzers! sarah really does love her french fried skunk!
french fried skunk by isabeela December 11, 2019

Fuck your friend’s girl day 

On May 5th we celebrate Fuck your friend’s girl day

On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends
Hey Rose I know your my friend’s girlfriend but since it’s Fuck your friend’s girl day I think we should have sex!

Country Fried Slut 

Noun; A surprisingly hot young girl suffering from Nymphomania who was raised, and still resides on the outskirts of a small southern town, who speaks with a long southern draw and is a slut because there is nothing to do in her town but drink beer and have sex in her trailer.
''Hey Johnny lets take out your pappy's 4 wheeler and cruise for some country fried sluts! Wooo!''

Chicken fried steak 

A sexual position where a man or woman sits on your face while they whittle a small goose out of a block of wood.
Tim: Bro, where did you get that wooden goose?
Zach: Tiff made it for me when she gave me a ‘chicken fried steak’ last night.

fried snickers 

the most disgusting but delicious dessert. characterized by a smell of oil, a crunchy yellow crust, and gooey chocolate in the inside. not to be confused with fried milky-ways, an entirely different species.
"Man, that fried snickers made me sick!"

My Best Friend's Birthday

The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.
"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."