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freeskie

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"She let me get the shoes for the freeskie."
"They were giving away items for the freeskie."
by MisunderstoodQueen April 10, 2016
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A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.
My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.
by Johna30305 August 2, 2011
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freebie

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when you start to get gas, the first 5 or 6 farts that have no odor.
oh my god i hope i haven't used up all my freebies that one could be bad!
by Tutsmom June 8, 2009
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feekie

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That mugga feekie owes me ten mugga feekin dollars.

'Sup mugga feekie!
by Josh Saavedra January 1, 2004
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freezie cat

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My wife is a freezie cat because she feels like it is cold even when it is not!
by S Bessman April 18, 2015
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what women ses out loud with the meaning im happy and im proud.
women gets a strike at bowling alley, "freekin yar"
by ickle bickle smatt March 5, 2008
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Freebie Guy

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An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.

This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)

If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.

The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "
by TeddyStix December 28, 2014
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