Gordon Freeman

Noun.

The main character of the Half Life video game series. He has a PhD in Theoretical Physics, wears thick glasses and can kick your and anyone elses ass without so much as breaking a sweat. He never talks, and doesn't need to, because he lets the high-caliber bullets careening into your chest do the talking for him.

After his first outing in HL1, Dr. Freeman had to escort and save a hot piece of ass named Alyx Vance, and also save the world and all that shit.

Dr. Freeman is the epitome of badassery. He is the perfect example of an awesome fictional character. He is Gordon Freeman. He will kick your ass.

Holy shit guy, it's Gordon Freeman! There's waaay too much badassness in this fuckin' room man! (explodes)

by BGE July 20, 2008

Freelance Police

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.

Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!

by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011

peeance freeance

A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of "peaceful and free".

A peeance freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.

by cazort May 26, 2006

Bob Freeman

Bob Freeman is a self made stock market millionaire. When he’s not smoking weed or putting his gun in Bang energy drink cans he’s banging everyone’s mom, live streaming on YouTube, and giving away millions of dollars to some lucky winner.

That guy Bob Freeman is a real stud he fucked my mom with a blunt in his mouth after he made a million bucks on the stock market.

by #bobfreemanabeast April 16, 2021

Full Time Freeballer

A guy who never ever wears underwear, they have made Freeballing a Lifestyle choice. They have overcome the popular lifestyle of wearing underwear every day. to Never wearing it again, no matter what the place or the time.

"Nathaniel hates underwear, therefore he has chosen to become a Full Time Freeballer and never wear underwear again"

by Freeballing Nate June 19, 2007

fareehah

A trusworthy girl. She can be a good listener and can tell jokes. She can make you feel better when you feel down. She can keep secrets well and a good mind torturer. If you are a friend of Fareehah, make sure you take care of her heart carefully. You don't want to lose such a nice girl like her.

Wow, is that Fareehah ?
Yeah, she's sooo awesome you'l say!

by #notabeauty February 11, 2018

Freegan

Freegans will eat any food product as long as it’s free. Some freegans do this because they don’t want to give money to food producers who harm animals, the environment, or workers. Other freegans simply believe that all the best things in life are free, and that free food from a friend is the next best thing to food freely given by the earth.

Someone is Freegan leaning if their preferred dietary option is free food.

by IronMikey March 18, 2023