freebird

possibly the best song in american music history. used by many as a guiding light as to how to lead their lives. the song is often heard coming form the windows of an iroc camaro or an el camino, and is always a classsic tune for weddings or funerals.
i want freebird to be are first dance babe
this is like my theme song brother
by the bandit hell yea! July 12, 2010
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freebird

The act of not wearing a bra. Common for university students who are too preoccupied to give a flying rat's ass. Best suited for people with below average size boobs.
Steven: Something looks different about you!
Ally: That's because I am going freebird!!

Tatjana: I have so much schoolwork and I am late for class! Better go freebird
by Allycat2468 January 08, 2013
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freebird

having your picture taken while naked or with your pants down and arms outstretched to the side. Should be taken in a historic, scenic, or dangerous place preferably in background so as to accentuate the place, not your ass. Named for the scene in Forrest Gump where Jenny stands on the balcony ledge, wind blowing her dress, as she contemplates jumping with "Free bird" playing in the background.
"Man, that freebird you took in front of the Taj Mahal was amazing! I could hardly pick out your white ass with all those tourists and columns.
by Dobbins January 15, 2014
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freebird

A song by Lynard Skynard, that sums up redneck music in a compound word.
If you like freebird, you might be a redneck.
by Brian January 05, 2005
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freebirding

when a man pees, preferably into a conventional toilet bowl but alternatively a urinal, while victoriously waving his clenched fists over his head, as tribute to the pleasure of manhood.
Though it started as a fight, we soon realized that warm feeling was neither blood nor sweat--but freebirding. Also, we're gay.
by Sirblondie June 22, 2009
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freebird

"Did he go in strapped, or did he freebird it?"
by rtv0587 March 06, 2013
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freebird shit

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.
After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.
by funnythatsmyname October 27, 2010
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