fratletics

Sports for fratletes. Fraternity + athletics=fratletics

Bro, come on, let's go chill and participate in our daily dose of fratletics with the other fratletes.

by frat master Fratty McFraterson April 15, 2009

Fratleman

A combination of a frat boy and a gentleman. A rare breed in colleges.
He believes in chivalry and brotherhood. He is capable of treating women right while chugging copious amounts of alcohol and partying every school night. His closet includes numerous tank tops, tailored suits, flip-flops, and dress shoes. He is able to maintain a high GPA (without any cheating) while keeping a "bro" image.

He was able to hold a door for a lady while carrying a keg. That guy is such a fratleman.

by Dr. Corgi, Ph.d October 6, 2012

Fatlete

A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.

'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not the Teletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'

by datstudentlife October 31, 2015

Fatlete

Former high school or college student who was an athlete, kept up his eating habits and got fat.

Wow, Diego Maradona and Charles Barkley really turned into fatletes. I'd better change my eating habits after I stopped playing.

by ursa minor April 14, 2014

Fartlett

A term usually given to hairy female dwarfs

The fartlett entered the room and stood on the table for recognition.

by Huddle chops January 13, 2019

Fatlete

An athlete who is overly invested in as a child, but during their teenage years loses interest and gains a substantial amount of weight.

“Timmy’s a fatlete, he was so good at soccer.”

“Yeah I know, now he’s a fat piece of shit”

by Cliffski November 21, 2019

Fartlet

A fart that doesn't make a sound. (See also, silent but deadly.)

Person #1: "Oh my God, what is that smell?"
Person #2: "That was a fartlet. They sneak up on you."

by Lionkingfanatic May 30, 2024