Frankendoodler 

N. A person who shakes a sausage frank with their fist when they're upset or angry.

The frankendoodler shook their sausage out the car window while yelling at a bad driver.

Frankendoodler by Kdenni84 April 17, 2022

frankencop 

When your significant other is sitting on the toilet and engaging in oral sex whole doing their business.

“I need to poop but I really want to indulge in my wife’s vaginal canals, oh I know! I’ll give her a frankencop.”

frankencop by Rhdhdhc May 6, 2023

Frankenfood 

A mash up of original and unexpected food combinations and ingredients, resulting in delicious dishes...or awful misses.

Those Peanut Butter and Jelly Fishsticks that we ordered at the diner were a complete Frankenfood.

Frankenfood by TheFiend138 July 26, 2014

frankenphone 

a cell phone that is kept functional by utilizing the parts of other phones such as keyboard, faceplate, etc.

The 'S' key on my cell phone sticks so I replaced it with the keyboard off of my boyfriend's old phone. Voila! Frankenphone!!

The screen on Joe's Blackberry was cracked, so I gave him my old Blackberry so he could make a Frankenberry or Frankenphone.

frankenphone by miss gradenko July 1, 2011

Frankenfood 

Food with many additives that alter its basic nature.

Some common frankenfoods: fat free sour cream or mayo, sugar free ice-cream.

Frankenfood by tusya July 20, 2009

frankenporn

A bizarre porn fetish, likely originating in Japan (possibly Korea), involving frankenstein-esque necrophelia. Also, the focus of Dan's obsession.

Dan: If I were Frankenstein, I would rape you with my neckbolts.
Me: What, is that like Frankenporn?

frankenporn by InterKnight2007 June 11, 2006

frankenfood 

junk food

frankenfood by Bern June 30, 2003