A weiner, real or figurative, with frilly wrinkles resembling the stitching on a frankenpussy or japanese origami cunt. Think limp dick but a footlong limp dick so it is even limper by the transitive property.
I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.
an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.
My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another frontend from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.
revolutionary culinary creations that mash up original and unexpected food combinations and ingredients, resulting in delicious dishes...or awful misses.
Better known Frankenfoods include The Ramen Burger, Spam Sushi, and Spicy Pulled Pork S'mores.
Adam: "After eating that gyro egg-roll, I decided to make my own Frankenfood."
Jen: "I haven't seen you cook since '04. What'd you make?"