An oath of a being that can create wild stories from anything, a fozzie can talk for hours about past experiences that everyone else forgot about years ago. A fozzie has an abnormally good imagination and injects a lot of hyperbole into his tales, often leaving the listeners wondering how much of his tale was actually true.
by thelorddd November 9, 2011
Get the fozzie mug.The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."
It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.
It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.
by Mindcrime December 23, 2012
Get the Dirty Fozzie mug.When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.
by Horrendarse December 30, 2020
Get the Dirty Fozzie mug.'Yeah that's Fozia she's he coolest chick'
by Guessmyname3000 November 12, 2016
Get the Fozia mug.A beautiful, generous female who will do anything for others that she cares for. She is also very passionate and can make people very happy.
by Pretty Little Thang February 17, 2015
Get the Foziah mug.An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable
I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.
by DrBird February 18, 2017
Get the Fozzie Moopet mug.AH FOZIA IS THE BEST I LOVE HER
by user77334 December 7, 2021
Get the Fozia mug.