by nopersiansinbh November 29, 2011
Get the fixie behro mug.Spreading across the thoroughfares and avenues of gentrified and campus America; like an ungodly plague, the fixie hipster is sullying the image of cycling.
In layman's terms a fixie hipster describes the average hipster riding atop a fixed gear bicycle often termed as a fixie. Although the heritage of fixed gear cycling dates to professional couriers, messengers, and track cycling. It is unclear how this style of cycling became popular with fixie hipsters. However, it is generally believed that owning a fixed gear bicycle has been labeled "trendy" within hipster culture.
In layman's terms a fixie hipster describes the average hipster riding atop a fixed gear bicycle often termed as a fixie. Although the heritage of fixed gear cycling dates to professional couriers, messengers, and track cycling. It is unclear how this style of cycling became popular with fixie hipsters. However, it is generally believed that owning a fixed gear bicycle has been labeled "trendy" within hipster culture.
Lars: So I spent 300 dollars to get matte white Aerospokes on my pastel green fixie. It also has matching tape wrapped around the handlebars. It's the only way to ride these days. It's great when going across campus. It beats rolling around on those passé free-wheelers.
Brett: Those are some nice decorations you got there Lars. What's the sprocket size on your bike?
Lars: umm 62....
Brett: Well, do you take it to the velodrome on the weekends? I bet that rig is pretty light. Real quick on the tracks!
Lars: uhh...I use it to go get a cappuccino.
Brett: Hey you might wanna put an additional braking mechanism on to decrease your braking distance. Don't wanna slam into things buddy.
Lars: Dude that'll destroy the minimalistic, bare bones aesthetic of my bike! It's a fixie bro! Besides I use my feet to brake for emergencies.
Brett: It's just for safety sake dude. Besides how the hell can you even ride a bike comfortably in those tight slacks and slip on shoes. God what a fixie hipster!
Brett: Those are some nice decorations you got there Lars. What's the sprocket size on your bike?
Lars: umm 62....
Brett: Well, do you take it to the velodrome on the weekends? I bet that rig is pretty light. Real quick on the tracks!
Lars: uhh...I use it to go get a cappuccino.
Brett: Hey you might wanna put an additional braking mechanism on to decrease your braking distance. Don't wanna slam into things buddy.
Lars: Dude that'll destroy the minimalistic, bare bones aesthetic of my bike! It's a fixie bro! Besides I use my feet to brake for emergencies.
Brett: It's just for safety sake dude. Besides how the hell can you even ride a bike comfortably in those tight slacks and slip on shoes. God what a fixie hipster!
by Define Me! April 30, 2009
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A Foxist is a person who supports and promotes Foxism, a movement dedicated to making the world a better place for foxes.
A radical Foxist is happy to see entire neighbourhoods demolished to create a environment more suitable for foxes, and stands against the use of wheelie bins as these iniquitous devices are the prime reason that urban foxes starve. How can it be that so much food is thrown away every day yet urban foxes are so emaciated? Foxists also resist attempts to get the UK's Hunting Ban repealed.
A Foxist will usually be a member of a local organisation like the London-based "Make Hoxton Foxton" Campaign or Liverpool's "Make Toxteth Foxteth".
A radical Foxist is happy to see entire neighbourhoods demolished to create a environment more suitable for foxes, and stands against the use of wheelie bins as these iniquitous devices are the prime reason that urban foxes starve. How can it be that so much food is thrown away every day yet urban foxes are so emaciated? Foxists also resist attempts to get the UK's Hunting Ban repealed.
A Foxist will usually be a member of a local organisation like the London-based "Make Hoxton Foxton" Campaign or Liverpool's "Make Toxteth Foxteth".
Blowing up the East End - how Foxist is that?
Media organisations like the BBC employ verminators to keep Foxists off their messageboards.
Media organisations like the BBC employ verminators to keep Foxists off their messageboards.
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"Yeah. Cool. See you at the park around 6:00 pm. I'll just turn in some numbers to my boss and go home and change." - Corporate Fixie/Gears
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"Your honor, my client was led to believe that he would be allowed entry into the Capitol without any repercussions. He was clearly suffering from Foxitis."
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I had diagnosed her with Andy Kaufman Folie moments after she described to me that the entertainer had been living in her downstairs closet since he had disappeared in 1984 after faking his own death.
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